The Otterman Prophecies

This is a full copy of the translation to date of the Otterman Prophecies.
We are unsure at this time whether the passages are in the right order, they are being translated from in the order in which they have been found so we are working with the assumption that this is the correct order.
We will keep you updated of any further developments

Seska and Simon (the Prophecy Translation Team)

I hate it when you don’t think of me
I have just noticed the otter
It seems that there is no such thing as Tuesday

During that moment you can tell me how you feel
Yes it was meant for you but I am not
Soon I will be honest with the otter

I don’t know what you are
Otters and I have gin and tonic
I am just so ready for a new wildcat

The otter is definitely the best sort of dragon
We need a better wildcat
Don’t forget to check out the other angry bears

Otters of the forest and grassland
Otters of the black and pink shirt
How are you going to sleep on the train?

The otters of the world are just leaving
Why not be in the same place as the dragon
Why not have fun with the otters of time

The otters of time are not being used
I don’t know why you don’t like them
Thank goodness for the best dragon

The otters of the apocalypse are not very pleased
I don’t want you to be killed
Thank goodness for the coffee

Notice me and my otter
Notice the way we have fun
Very well worth the effort and the picnic

The otters of the apocalypse are nothing to me
The bear is my favourite person
The otters of the apocalypse are getting paid

Otter society has been questioned
Violence against the other side is under control
Keep yourself busy in your life