Following the exciting reports that have been flooding my desk from the Department of Research and Prophecy Translation I decided it was time to pay a visit to the research otters. To be honest I don’t get over to that side of The Holt as often as I would like, it is an extremely busy place full of startlingly intelligent young otters.
There is an atmosphere in the whole area at the moment, it feels as if big things are about to happen. The big shiny equipment of the Temporal Experimentation Team was flashing and going bing, I am told this is quite a good sign. I watched it for a while and I could have sworn a hamster flashed into existence and ate a sunflower seed. I was about to inquire further when I was met by Lucy Littlepaws, the Journalist Otter and my newly appointed writing adviser.

She was very keen for me to meet the dynamic duo who are making huge inroads into the translation of the Otterman Prophecy from the original ancient otter. Ancient otter is a tricky language, a lot of it was relied on complex whisker motions and the first written language of otters was an attempt to represent these movements on paper. There is a chance that some of the finer nuances of the language have been lost over the years. This could be due to the amount of water around, we are otters after all and waterproof ink has only been invented relatively recently.
I seem to have become sidetracked, I was telling you about the fine research otters of the Prophecy Team. The first translation wiz I met was Seska Fleetfoot, she studied ancient languages in the River Cam University, she is quite the expert in lost and ambiguous languages. I am told she speaks Ancient Otter, River Otter, and even some Squirrel. She explained to me that the only fully understood lines in the prophecy so far relate to Otters, Gin and the impending arrival of a new wildcat…
The other member of the Translation Team I was introduced to was an enthusiastic fellow named Simon Swifttail. He studied at the River Seine University, and ended up with a degree in obscure documents and fancy words. I am pretty sure that is what he said, it was close to that anyway…


He certainly said a lot of fancy words including dragon, Galapagos and for some reason, blanket… I can only assume these are vital to the prophecy!
As my visit was coming to an end there was a great deal of commotion in the temporal room along the corridor. I didn’t see the source of the noise but it sounded a lot like a series of bings and some whirs followed by several squeaks… This seems a little strange to me, I am fully expecting a report to appear on my desk in short order!! In the chaos I took the opportunity take a quick photograph of the prophecy translation.

I love this more than life itself. Especially Lucy Littlepaws. I sense trouble ahead for these industrious otters! Wings and whirs rarely precede good things. Also, it is good that the otters wear hats. And Simon Swiftail is very dashing indeed.
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I am so glad you like it!!!
There is certainly some form of uproar in the offing…
I am slightly concerned for the hamster…
only the most important otters get to wear hats ๐ but some may get bow ties…
I thought Simon swifttail embodied his name ๐
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At least the hamster got to eat a seed. Although I would rather he hung around a bit longer, to be honest. I shall be keeping a close eye on these otter-ly marvellous happenings!! ๐
Simon is just darling ๐
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I wouldn’t write off the hamster just yet…
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Hehehehe otterly marvellous ๐๐ otter puns are the way forward!
I am going to have to find a job for the floating sea otter…I think he might be a marine engineer…
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Hurrah for the hamster! ๐๐น
Jobs for all otters. This is a very fine society indeed! ๐ (not an otter but I like the elephant balancing a heart on his trunk)
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๐นโค๏ธ hamsters are vital to research in the world of otters (somehow)
The elephant is very fine ๐
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I am most certainly with Lucy on this one (just to go with the gin and cake and wine). This is most splendid, and I’m looking forward keenly to learning lots of obscure and learned otter things and perhaps even a song or two. And there is a machine that goes bing! Oh, what joy!
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Machines that go bing are extremely important! They are often the integral parts of technological advances and shenanigans!
There will be a plethora of otter adventures forthcoming ๐
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I luuurve plethoras!
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Everyone loves a good plethora ๐
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Lots of them, in fact.
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Hehe
A meta-plethora?
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Summat like that, yeah.
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You wouldn’t consider adding a button allowing us to follow you via email, would you? I hit the follow on WordPress button, but since I never get around to looking at WordPress to see what I’m theoretically following–well, what can I tell you? I’ll never see the thing.
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I will certainly do that ๐
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All added ๐
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Love it, Sam! Iโm a sucker for an otter in a hat. Looking forward to following the otter chronicles!
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Hehe I am so glad you like it!!
I have no idea how it is all going to turn out or if I can write fiction but it seems like it could be fun ๐
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I have no doubt youโll be awesome!
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Thank you ๐
I will give it my best ๐
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Well how the bloody hell did this pass me by??? Bring on the otters!
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Glad you like it!
I am bringing the otters!
There will be otter galore!
(And some hamsters ๐ )
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Most things can only be improved with the introduction of hamsters.
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This is true, I am not sure Lutra Longwhiskers would agree with you mind you…
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Opinion is opinion, and fact is fact; and no offence to Lutra, but he is the boss, therefore probably had little comprehension of what’s going on.
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Too true… I am not entirely sure he listens all the time…
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I think he’s learned to switch off automatically as he doesn’t have a clue what the technical team are talking about! I think his heart is in the right place but I’m not sure about the rest of them…I suspect a mole!
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Well they are underground, it would be easy for a mole to dig its way in…
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With such ground breaking research going on, there will undoubtedly be others who want in on the action.
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There might have to be some sort of treaty…
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Don’t let Lutra become the next Neville Chamberlain!
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Haha no! Most certainly not!!
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Don’t let the moles weadle their way in; they cannot be trusted.
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Too wet for moles I think ๐
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That’s exactly what they want you to think!!! My otter, they may already be inside…
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Never fear! Otter Intelligence will remain ever vigilant in the search for this sort of infiltration!!
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They need to be; Cambridge is rife for that kind of spying malarkey…
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I have heard as much…
But I couldn’t possibly disclose the location of The Holt…
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No, keep that under one of your many glorious hats.
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I most certainly will ๐
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