We have had fantastic news from the Prophecy Translation team! Seska and Simon have translated the last known verses of the Otterman Prophecies. This is quite quite marvelous news!
As soon as I heard I went down to the research department to have a chat with my good friend Simon. He seems somewhat preoccupied at the moment, I think he was a little over excited. He said, well a lot of words in a very short space of time. I did catch a couple of phrases, “imminent temporal distortion ” was one of them I believe and “future inter-species cooperation to prevent breakdown of the quantum planes”. I think he also mentioned he would quite like a sandwich.
I have been having a good look at the latest translations and I have to say they are very interesting. They could have some profound implications I can tell you. I was going to let Simon tell you his thoughts on these verses, but I thought I’d let him calm down a little…
So here are the translations, and my thoughts on the whole thing.
The otters of time are not being used
I don’t know why you don’t like them
Thank goodness for the best dragon
This is splendid, the otters of time get another mention, the temporal team will be pleased, it bodes well for their experimentation.
The otters of the apocalypse are not very pleased
I don’t want you to be killed
Thank goodness for the coffee
Otters of the apocalypse!! Goodness gracious! Who upset them? They are not the sort of chaps you want to annoy, my word no!! It would seem they are placated by coffee and stop feeling murderous. Well, that is understandable, coffee is vital to the fabric of reality after all. Maybe that is what Simon was talking about…
Notice me and my otter
Notice the way we have fun
Very well worth the effort and the picnic
Fun and a picnic, sounds like a tremendous way to spend the day. I wonder who the otter was picnicking with, maybe it was that that dragon.
The otters of the apocalypse are nothing to me
The bear is my favourite person
The otters of the apocalypse are getting paid
Well well, I agree with this, bears are exceptional creatures. But the Otters of the Apocalypse getting paid? Whats all this? Apocalypse for the highest bidder, this is worrying news indeed!
Otter society has been questioned
Violence against the other side is under control
Keep yourself busy in your life
Questioning otter society?? Who would do such a thing? This is not acceptable, not at all!! It is enough to cause violence, but I am glad to hear it is under control. Uncontrolled violence is not to be encouraged. And we seem to close with some fantastic advice. It is important to keep yourself busy, that way there isn’t any time for apocalypses and the like.
Well now, this is fascinating stuff! I will be very interested to see what Simon and Seska think it all means. I will pay them a visit as soon as I can. The temporal experimentation team are close to a breakthrough too I understand. They have some interesting thoughts on controlling the flow of water and the linked time. There is talk of construction of some sort of wheel contraption to regulate the whole thing.
Sounds marvelous! It has given me an idea or two about what to do with those pesky hamsters too…
The Otter Chronicles 
Well Simon has been working hard on those verses! And what marvellous verses they are, too. I like the one that instructs us to ‘Notice me and my otter’… I will certainly make sure that I notice all otters and the way they have fun and picnics. I sense a clash between the otters of time and the otters of the apocalypse. Maybe the bear and the best dragon will step in. No wonder Simon needs a sandwich!
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I like the notice my otter verse too, it is important to notice otters and have fun and picnics…
Simon should have a picnic and get his sandwiches!
I too sense a clash… I think we may have to hear a separate perspective on the verses, Lutra is great but he does get distracted and miss important details!!
I hope the bear and dragon get involved…they seem like they will be good allies… although it is goi g to take a lot of decoy otters to distract from a dragon…
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I think everyone deserves a picnic! With all this important work going on, there must be some very hungry otters indeed. It’s alright for the hamsters – they have a seed to eat. But no one thinks of the poor hungry otters! Perhaps the bear and the dragon will bring sandwiches… although the dragon might be good at BBQ… if he is disguised as someone’s dad doing some grilling in the back garden, maybe distraction otters won’t be necessary…
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That is a splendid idea!
I feel the otters deserve a bbq or possibly a picnic until the dragon arrives.
Disguising the dragon would work perfectly, he would just need a comedy apron and some tongs and he would be sorted!
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It would certainly fool me! Especially if he was offering my burgers and things. I would barely even notice he was a dragon.
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Exactly any time anyone got suspicious he could provide them with perfectly flame grilled meat and everything would be fine 😊
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This is a good plan 🙂
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It most certainly is 😊
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It seems to me that the author of these prophesies likes to stir up trouble, playing off the otters of time against the otters of the apocalypse! Dragging in the bear person for good measure, and the so-called best dragon…I fear that Lutra is missing something altogether more sinister.
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I fear you are right, Lutra is a fine otter but does tend to see only the most obvious of answer…
we may have to hear from Simon Swifttail on the subject…
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Swifty is da otter! His report will be da bomb! Dat is da all.
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…or something like that 🙂
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As long as the coffee keeps flowing we should be alright, then. I am a little concerned at the revelation that the otters of the apocalypse are getting paid, though. Is this a noble attempt to bribe them from visiting various apocalypses upon us all, do you think, or might some more sinister, fundamentalist, creature be involved in an attempt to end the world for bad religious reasons? I suspect the hamsters could be behind all this…
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I agree, the presence of coffee gives me hope for the future.
The payment of the otters of the apocalypse is concerning though… apocalypses for the highest bidder are a worrying concept…
I am. It sure the hamsters can afford to bribe the apocalyptic otters…they only have seeds…at the moment…
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…but who knows where they might be travelling to when out of sight? Some different temporal dimension filled with gold bars and otter nibbles, maybe?
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Hmmm it is always possible, but I am sure (hopeful) that Brian and Debbie have the time travel equipment under close guard. And time travel thus far has been (apparently) accidental…
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We must keep our fingers crossed at all times.
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Indeed we must 😊
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The otters of the apocalypse have contemplated Thursday
The otters are speaking connectivity.
The otters! The otters! The otters?
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This is awesome!!
It could be a lost verse of the prophecy
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It could be. I felt like the universe presented me with it. You know how that happens. I don’t think it’s as good as your stuff, but hey, I’m further from the source. There was probably some interference garbling the transmission.
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The universe has a way of doing that sort of thing 😊
I love it, I am particularly happy to know about the otters of the apocalypse and there consideration of Thursdays…this could prove vital intelligence!!
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